Some Quotes to Show You About My Sense of Humor

“If a brave and handsome knight doesn’t get here to rescue me soon, I’m escaping on my own!” ~LEGO® ‘The Princess’

“…And I absolutely love the way he dresses!” -Balcony girls from ‘Aladdin’

“If I were any better, I’d be twins!” (~online)

“The best things in life are free.”  (~online)

“If adventure came in plastic… It must be from LEGO.” ~LEGO® Indiana Jones

 “Wear pink. It confuses the enemy.”   (~Lady Allerion) DragonKeeper Chronicles by Donita K. Paul

“My iPod, It knows when I’m sleeping.” ~Mom.
“no, mom, I turned it off.” ~Myself

(My own) Definition of: ‘Farmers Corner’.
When one goes around a corner, and about half way into the on-coming lane to 1) make sure ones farm equipment does not go into the ditch, 2) see the field across the road,
3) continue looking at the field one is passing.

*trying to wake my mother up*
Mom-“I’m conducting a test”
Me (serious)- “oh, really? what about?”
Mom- “How long it takes me to get back to sleep.”

“No time like the future” -Aunt Karen

Alic: “and my sister sees under things.”
Humbug: “How can she see under things when she’s way up there?”
Alic: “What she can’t see under, she overlooks.”
(The Phantom Tollbooth)

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” — Steven Wright

“Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning…” — C.S. Lewis

“No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally – and often far more – worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. ” — C.S. Lewis

“I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained” — Walt Disney

“Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.” — Walt Disney

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.” — Steven Wright

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.” — Walt Disney

“This book taught me, once and for all, how easily you can escape this world with the help of words! You can find friends between the pages of a book, wonderful friends.” — Cornelia Funke (Inkspell)

“”Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets when you’ve read it several times?” Mo had said…”As if something were left between the pages every time you read it. Feelings, thoughts, sounds, smells…and then, when you look at the book again many years later, you find yourself there, too, a slightly younger self, slightly different, as if the book had preserved you like a pressed flower…both strange and familiar.”” — Cornelia Funke

“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright

“In the case of good books, the point is not how many of them you can get through, but rather how many can get through to you.” — Unknown

“Books may well be the only true magic. ” — Alice Hoffman

“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates’ loot on Treasure Island and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life.” — Walt Disney

“Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly.” — Cornelia Funke (Inkheart)

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About AnnaMae Tollefson

I am a 22 year-old, rural Minnesota resident. I love music, singing, design, and writing.
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3 Responses to Some Quotes to Show You About My Sense of Humor

  1. Swoosieque says:

    This shows true character. Back in the old days, before computers, I would type out my favorite quotes and stick it to a bulletin board above my desk. It is so much easier these days to have them accessible pretty much at all times! I loved these!

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